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The Warp

Poem in white sequel

and the pigeons

having a bird’s eye view of it all

some in fact sitting

on a statue of King John

which had lain forgotten!

(until luckily, one day

somebody found it

in his back garden)

now a very special

Royal Bodyguard

comprised of

the privy equipage

still wearing their fifteenth

century unforms

(after all those years)

(with red and white roses round their hats)

and now the honourable

corps of the gentlemen at arms

a little tottery

but gentlemen

and still they pass ...

the Lord Mayor staggers

beneath his mace and sword

provokes a tumultuous

sixty-two gun salute from

four jolly old

twenty-five pounders

so the stately procession continues

the coach, weaving

round a traffic island

on the wrong side!

(nobody drunk today however)

(and this can be forgiven on a day like this)

now a flurry of flags

ah what memories

this must stir her

and him and her

and them and above all

now the canon in residence passes

blasting off as he does a salvo

of hardhitting bonhomie

wearing a jubilee cope designed

especially for this occasion

and given

(wait for it, this is extraordinary)

by well-wishers from the home counties

(notice the Royal Peculiar on the mitre)

the college of heralds in their scarlet tabards

the Wales Herald extraordinary

the clanoncer king of arms!

what splendid names!

splashes of colour in this black city

and the coach again heaves into view

the crown on its top supported by three balls

representing of course Wales

and Scotland and Ireland

it’s weaving round the traffic island

once again on the wrong side!

(and contains Blackpool supporters)

(O no, I’m so sorry for that mistake

I meant to say

our own dear very special Royal Family)

(hope that can be forgiven on a day like this)

and the statue of King John stands

white-haired

with on his head the pigeons having

a bird’s eye view of it all

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